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Some of you have asked me for a list of movies we’ve reviewed.

Some of you have asked me for a list of movies we’ve reviewed–So here is a partial list to look at:

  1. A Little Woo Goes a Long Way: Red Cliff Parts 1 & 2.
  2. The Hurt Locker–Not Crap Not A Rose.
  3. The Zero Effect
  4. Miami Vice (2006)
  5. Bananas
  6. Yes Minister & Yes Prime Minister
  7. Arrested Development
  8. 12 Rounds
  9. Real Men
  10. Bad Lieutenant—The Original Not That New Crap
  11. Crank Yankers
  12. Heavenly Mission
  13. Law Abiding Citizen
  14. Armored
  15. Avatar
  16. Battle of Wits
  17. The Divine Weapon
  18. Baian The Assassin
  19. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  20. Bravo 20
  21. Diggs Town
  22. Shutter Island
  23. Lake Placid
  24. Liberty Stand Still
  25. Idiocracy
  26. Double Indemnity
  27. Frost Nixon
  28. Kung Fu the Series
  29. Looking for Mr. Good bar
  30. The Confessor
  31. Spinout
  32. Dazed and Confused
  33. The Pentagon Wars
  34. Black Hawk Down
  35. Harlem Knights
  36. Once Upon A Time in China
  37. Walking Tall
  38. The Postman
  39. Office Space
  40. Zatoichi
  41. Fight Club
  42. Judgment at Nuremburg
  43. Joe vs The Volcano
  44. Witness for the Prosecution
  45. The Big Lebowski
  46. Thunderbirds
  47. King Rat
  48. Fast Times at Ridgemont High
  49. Blade Runner
  50. Operation Petticoat
  51. Substitute 2 Schools Out
  52. Reindeer Games
  53. The Magic Blade
  54. Four Brothers
  55. Wild Things
  56. Tai Chi Master
  57. Silver Streak
  58. Stir Crazy
  59. Passenger 57
  60. Wall Street Money Never Sleeps
  61. Robin Hood (2010)
  62. Pink Panther
  63. Valliant Ones
  64. The Tick
  65. Detective Dee
  66. Viva Las Vegas
  67. The Party
  68. The Million Heiress
  69. On the Waterfront
  70. China Town
  71. Shao lin Wheel of Life
  72. 9th Gate
  73. Punishment Park
  74. FM
  75. Bottle Rocket
  76. Turk 182
  77. Heathers
  78. Samurai Fiction
  79. Glen Gary Glen Ross
  80. Inside Job Battle of Los Angeles
  81. Smokey & The Bandit
  82. Sharkeys Machine
  83. The Third Shadow
  84. Malone
  85. Hara-kiri
  86. City Heat
  87. Keeping up with the Joneses
  88. Musashi 1954
  89. Zen & Sword and Showdown at Hannyazaka
  90. Musashi NHK Series
  91. Duel at Ichijoji Temple (1955) a/k/a Zoku Miyamoto Musashi: Ichijôji no kettô.
  92. Movies 3&4 of the 5 Part Series–Musashi Birth of the 2 Sword Style and Musashi Miyamoto 4: Duel at Ichijoji Temple.
  93. Musashi NHK Part 2
  94. Samurai III: Duel at Ganryu Island
  95. Body Slam
  96. Iron Eagle
  97. Run
  98. The General
  99. Divine Weapon Redux
  100. Harvey Birdman Attorney At  Law
  101. Owls Castle
  102. 13 Assassins
  103. Chain Reaction
  104. The Chill Factor
  105. The Dark Crystal
  106. Escape from New York
  107. The Interpreter
  108. A certain killer
  109. Rough Cut
  110. My Fair Lady
  111. McFarlane vs Judge
  112. McFarlane vs Judge
  113. McFarlane vs Judge
  114. A Cruel Story
  115. Heart Break Ridge
  116. Posse
  117. Monk (Series)
  118. Men Who Tread on the Tigers Tail
  119. Love American Style
  120. The John Larroquette Show
  121. The Ropers
  122. Cannon Ball
  123. Top Gun
  124. Beverly Hills Cop
  125. Hero
  126. Kill Bill
  127. Kill Bill

I will try to get this list current and keep it that way.

 
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Posted by on January 10, 2012 in Movie Reviews

 

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Yes only 6-8 months late we finally get the Hero review written by none other than Bonnie! Savor this review we had to file suit to get this review done.

Hero is a movie so rich in content that I almost can’t bear to watch it.  In my opinion, nobody should sit down and watch Hero from beginning to end in one sitting.  What you should do is get the DVD of Hero and watch a section at a time.  Better yet, watch each section several times.  This isn’t the kind of movie in which the plot slowly unfolds.  Though yes, it is one of those movies where the plot line is gradually revealed to be radically different than the way in which it was previously presented, even that isn’t the point of Hero.  What is the point?  Visual art painted in motion, the artful juxtaposition of cinematography with not only martial art but also the art of etiquette, ritual and ceremony.

Here is the story.

As the movie opens, we meet Nameless, a Prefect (the lowest rank in the kingdom of Qin).  He has come to let the Qin Emperor know that he has defeated, and killed, the emperor’s three legendary assassins, Sky, Broken Sword, and Flying Snow.  The Emperor, naturally, wants to know how Nameless managed to defeat such peerless warriors.  As Nameless tells the story, we see it unfold — first his telling, then the version told by the Emperor, who is shrewd enough to read between the lines, and then Nameless’ correction of the details overlooked by the Emperor.  The question is, did Nameless truly defeat Sky, Broken Sword, and Flying Snow — or did he conspire with them, convincing them to lay down their lives in order to give him the opportunity to get close enough to the Emperor to have a chance at slaying him?  Or was there a conspiracy, but one in which there was dissension in the ranks?

The answer to all these questions, the real crux of the matter, lies in the question of whether or not it was possible for Sky and Flying Snow to throw their matches with Nameless so skillfully that the Emperor’s own troops could be made eyewitnesses to testify on Nameless’ behalf.  Likewise, was Nameless skillful enough to defeat Sky and Flying Snow by apparently, but not actually, killing them — with a sword stroke so precise that it appears to kill, but allows one’s opponent, later, to be revived?

I’m not going to tell you the rest of the plot, because it is so convoluted that, frankly, you should just watch the movie and see it unfold for yourself.  Let’s move on to the actors, who are incredibly awesome.  This is a star-studded cast.  We have Jet Li (five time Wushu gold medalist) as Nameless.  Donnie Yen, who often stars in films with Jet Li, plays Sky – and these two incomparable martial artists deliver what I consider to be the best scene in the film, the duel between Nameless and Sky.  Broken Sword is played by Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, who you should recognize if you have seen Red Cliff, in which he played Zhou.  (If you have not seen Red Cliff, you are excused from the rest of this review – please take four hours RIGHT NOW to go watch Red Cliff.)  Maggie Cheung, an actress who from the age of 18 has been handed role after role in Hong Kong films without even having to audition, plays Flying Snow.  Because Hero unfolds several different plots for your consideration (and the Qin Emperor’s), each of these actors essentially played at least three different roles.

I can’t speak in any kind of an educated way about the cinematography of this film – I’m not an artist – but I have to bring it up, because it literally makes the film.  Hero’s director, Yimou Zhang, should join the ranks of Kurosawa in film history.  Each scene is Hero is up to Kurosawa’s standards – and that is saying a lot.  These scenes also bring to mind the duel between Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu in Kill Bill (another Quentin Tarantino film, though I am puzzled about Tarantino’s role in Hero – the credits mention him somewhat ambiguously).

Each scene has a color theme, and the actors wear different colors depending on the plot variation that is being acted out.  The use of color in Hero can only be described as exquisite, and it is something that you almost never see in American films.  (Or rather, I have almost never seen it – but I don’t watch as many movies as the rest of you JPFMovies fans.)

And then there are the truly sweet parts of the film.  Nameless and Sky stopping their fight to give coins to the blind Biwa player, asking him to play on as they duel.  The calligraphy teacher telling his students to keep practicing even as arrows rain down through the school’s roof and walls.  Broken Sword’s decision not to block Snow’s fatal sword thrust, just because he needs to make a point.  The lesson being taught again and again here – let’s not miss it, please – is that it’s not about WHETHER you live or die.  It’s about HOW you live or die.  That’s the point of all the etiquette.  It’s not some cute cultural reference or cinematic device – not ultimately – what it’s about, is dignity.  

Some movies are all plot. Some are all about the character development – and/or the cast. Some movies focus purely on cinematography.  Some movies push a strong moral. This movie does it all.

Finally, I know JPFmovies has been waiting a long time (probably more than six months) for this review.  But now do you see why?  Any sort of proper consideration of this movie takes a person in a million different directions.  How can it even fit in a blog post?  In 800 words or so all I have done is to sketch the outlines of Hero for you.  Can you blame me for taking so long to write this?  (JPFmovies can!)

Go forth and watch this rose of a movie, but just a little at a time, as if you were eating a box of chocolates – I know it’s Christmas, but that’s no reason to stuff yourself.

 
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Posted by on December 25, 2011 in Movie Reviews

 

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If there was one man in Japan who deserved a six-post series of reviews, who would it be?

Post your guesses in the comments section below. The first installment will appear late Wednesday night. Happy hunting! (Silver and Dangerous, I will be appalled if you don’t already know who this is, but please hold off on posting your answers until Tuesday night to give the dilettantes a chance to guess.)

Here are your clues:

  • arguably the greatest swordfighter of all time
  • for a while, supported himself by teaching children to read and write
  • had three adopted sons
  • some (Bonnie) consider him commitment-phobic
  • fought on the losing side at Sekigahara
  • self-taught
  • punctuality-challenged and
  • at least one old lady considered him a real jerk!
 
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Posted by on April 10, 2011 in Movie Reviews

 

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