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SJ talks about why The Beast of Yucca Flats is one of the worst movies ever made.

What makes this the one of the worst MST3k movies is the random narration of disjointed events ranging from flags on the moon to a women’s purse.  There was no connection between any of the scenes.  The characters were thin as they had neither acted or a story and hardly any dialogue—it was all narration and grunts.

Half of the movie was spent watching cars drive on dusty roads in the desert this even went so far as to have a long flying scene with some idiot shooting out the window at an innocent man.  Then he jumped out of the plane to hunt him down and finish the job.

The director of The Beast of Yucca Flats also created Red Zone Cuba an equally bad movie which will be reviewed soon.

The MS3k crew as usual made the movie bearable.  Crow T. Robot was funny as he pestered Mike Nelson (a Wisconsin Native) about lunch time continually asking him if it was 11:30.

SJ’s advice is simple: DON’T WATCH THIS MOVIE WITHOUT THE MST3K PEOPLE TO MAKE IT TOLERABLE.  BE WARNED!

 
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Posted by on November 14, 2013 in Movie Reviews

 

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I’ve decided we need another tribute–a trifecta of flicks wth Rip Torn!

What do you think? I am open do suggestions but have a couple in mind. We’ll see if we can’t get the initial review out tonight.

 
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Posted by on March 29, 2011 in Movie Reviews

 

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Turk 182 Was Number 96!

Last night we posted a review of the 1985 classic Turk 182–our 96th review. We are almost at 100 folks. Also the rumors of my co-founder “DT” who went underground shortly after starting the sight resurfacing are true. She has will be providing a review by the end of the week. We at JPFmovies are very excited to the review and her return to the front lines of movie reviewing.

 
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Posted by on February 17, 2011 in Movie Reviews

 

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Hey all you movie fans don’t forget about the JPFmovies Give Away!

Remember all of the people who leaves comments on Barton Fink will be eligible to win any DVD of their choice shipped directly to them. Just leave a comment between now and the next review and you may win. The winner will be chosen at random from those of you leaving comments.

 
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Posted by on August 2, 2010 in Movie Reviews

 

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